This is a really funny video. It’s a must watch. Via C&D Tumbler.

Via Cool & Dre’s spot…lol

Republican? Democrat? Pffft. Its all the same to me…

Spotted at SFDB.

Pitbull is getting sued for $80,000, but the lawsuit isn’t the point of this post – you can google it if you really want more info. I’m sure that situation is misunderstanding and will end up getting settled. But either way, the real reason for the post is to use this as an opportunity to post this throwback image that TMZ posted of a comparison with Pitbull’s mughsot (from a 2007 incident) with Dr. Evil from the ever so famous Austin Powers series of movies. I am not one for these gossip sites stalking the sh*t out of celebs, but TMZ really made me laugh on this one – if you have any kind of humorous bone in your body, you find it funny too. And looking back its probably that much more funnier. We love ya Pit…f**k the haters.

We’re starting a new series. We’re gonna start featuring these McDonalds commercials by DJ Khaled that are done locally for 99 Jamz. I have about 5 or 6 of them that I never had the chance to put up. Well, here’s the most recent one and it features a passionate ode to the “McCafe”. Too hilarious. Khaled honestly needs to do some skits on his album because this is pure gold…

DJ Khaled McDonalds Commercial #1 – The McCafe

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OMG, this is hilarious…

Scan of Ross thanking Fitty Cents in the linear notes to the Triple C’s newly released album, Custom Cars & Cycles. Scan provided by RapRadar. Video of them reading it live after the break below….

With all this “cmon son” business, I thought it was only right for me to bust out this Rick Ross impression that ED LOVER has on LOCK! He did a freestlye in his Rick Ross voice, 50 Cent shots and all…

I only recorded a few seconds of it though. Lol @ “Euros”…

Ed Lover freestyling as Rick Ross

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Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson. represents Miami like no other. And honestly, I think he’s one of my favorite celebrities because he really truly is hilarious. From his Twitter to his crazy antics that piss off the NFL big whigs – he’s hilarious. And now you can take a piece of Chad wherever you go by buying a shirt or two from his official store, www.ChildPleeez.com. LOL @ the baby sizes. Support 305 and cop some of them shirts…lol.

So like we mentioned a couple days ago, Rick Ross was at the hip-hop honors performing, you know since it was the whole Def jam Records theme and all. Well, MediaTakeOut has been trying the sh*t out of Ross for the supposed “baby chain” that he was wearing with his jumpsuit. As a fellow heavyset guy, I can definitely see the humor, so Ross, if you’re reading this, don’t shoot the messenger, I’m just posting the news as I see it. Either way, photos above courtesy of MediaTakeOut. Shouts out to D for sending…lol.

T-Pain is currently on the road with DJ Khaled and they just arrived to New York City to perform at tonight’s Summer Jam 2009 presented by Hot 97. And somewhere along the line, T-Pain decided to post a picture of him and his BIG ASS CHAIN. Literally. Look at what he said…

“10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola señor recession proof. With 32 cars. Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account. I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good. So don’t judge me frm what I buy. Judge me frm what I do. Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family. but thanx yo…” – T-Pain via Twitter and MissInfo

I saw him do this live on Twitter @Chaos33176, so I thought it’d be funny to repost right here on the threohfizzle. There’s technically 100, but he missed a couple numbers here and there (lol). But its all good, its a funny read, especially considering that it was live on Twitter and off the top of his head. Oh and don’t forget to download his mixtape with DJ HiDro (no, its not me) by clicking here. Read all 100 TIPS below…

You can’t deny that 50 Cent took the whole “Curly” thing and flipped it into an internet series that has become an instant classic. In this clip, you get to meet Curly’s brother Earl and get to take a peak into Pimpin’ Curly’s flock of hoes.

Family Guy is hands down my favorite TV show. And finally after like 2-3 months of reruns (which is ridiculous), they will premier a new episode tonight at 9PM on Fox.

With that, I thought it’d be appropriate to use this opportunity to post this promo/gag audio that’s been floating around of Peter being cursed out by Christian Bale. Press “play” below. Shout out to Edisniuno for posting in The305 forums.

Peter gets chewed out by Christian Bale – MP3

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This is almost pointlessly not funny, but yet hilarious. I’m mainly posting because its the perfect mix of “Saturday Night Live” with the right amount of “Miami” in it. The song is the new single from The Lonely Island’s debut album “INCREDIBAD”, which will be in stores this Tuesday (2/10/09). This video was shot on location in the 305 and in Biscayne Bay. The Lonely Island is comprised of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone.

I posted this last night on the forums, shortly after Curtis’ interview on Shade 45.

Dude…Ross is my homie and all, but yo, this is hilarious. 50 Cent definitely added some comedy to this whole ordeal. Wow.

BONUS: Here’s that spanish remix to Fitty’s “P.I.M.P.”. Tego Calderon was the truth a couple years back…

Tego Calderon, Curtis Jackson and friends – P.I.M.P. (Spanish Hip Hop Remix)

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Wow. Its great to see LIl Wayne in these candid moments and more lighter hearted appearances. He’s actually pretty funny with the delivery. He nominates himself for the “lil’lest” Wayne category…

They call Akon the “Dark Knight”…too funny. All these cats have lived in Miami at some point or another. But yeah, they just clown on each other throughout the session. Good stuff.

Sidenote: Rock City is the truth. These boys are talented as hell…

Hey, I know has to get his paper but damn, I don’t know about this one. Granted its all done with a hint of intentional comedy (ie. Will’s Grill and the Bailiff adlibing Judge Laz)…but do you think he went too far with accepting this gig? I guess if they offered him tons of cash and if he was able to git it. Then I guess he should git it.

Spotted over Crossfade

UPDATE: There’s a “SECOND” video, good lord its bad. DJ Laz parts are decent, but everyone else is struggling. Click here to see it.

I seriously hope this wasn’t a person with too much time doing them sounds. But if it was the parrot, P Diddy needs to sign this muh’fucka.

Craig Mack – “Flava In Ya Ear” was a classic back in the day. The remix, even more so. Where are you homie?

“You might rabbit, you might…” – This Bugs Bunny episode was the absolute shit when I watched this as a kid. Its a bit random given that I usually post hip-hop shit, but I had to post it to throw it back.

Its funny because it’s true. Spotted at DJ Craze’s site

Making a mockery of our beloved culture for the sake of some political comic relief. Either way, Tina Fey looks hot in this clip. Holla.

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But anyways, this might be in the tasteless humor category, but this episode of South Park was one of the funniest and odddly, one of the most creative episodes I’ve seen in a while. I had to post this up.

Yo, I could never figure out why I have this “thing” for Tina Fey. Just like I got this “thing” for Sarah Silverman. They just do it for me. Either way, this is hilarious. Biden vs. Palin. One time for Queen Latiufah doing it up as the moderator. She’s come a long way from U.N.I.T.Y./Flava Unit days.

This is great. T-Pain needs to do more shit like this. It’s fucking hilarious. This video stars T-Pain, Eric Appel, and Chad Carter. Written by Chad Carter. Directed by Jake Syzmanski. T-Pain’s new album THR33 RINGZ in stores 11/11/08 featuring the hit singles “Can’t Believe It” with Lil Wayne, as well as “Chopped & Skrewed” with Ludacris.