Press play. Every Wednesday, comedy and live performances at Club Play. Its a different type of night with a different type of crowd. Verse Simmonds is the special performance this week (you hear his song on this video clip by the way).

Special K from the Rickey Smiley Show performs at Broadway Wednesdays last week at Club Play with special guest Floyd Mayweather.

Shot and edited by David “DRO” Rosario (www.drophotography.com)

Filmed and Edited by David “DRO” Rosario

Here’s the video I did from last Wednesday’s Comedy Show at Club Play. The night is called Broadway Wednesdays. Angela Simmons rolled through along with Bow Wow’s manager Ant. Along with various other NFL Players and celebrities. This week is another week in case you missed it, this Wednesday is another chance. Watch the video for ALL the info.

www.miamicomedyfest.com

Filmed and Edited by David “Dro” Rosario

Here’s some video I took over at the weekly comedy series that PLAY Nightclub is having every week. I’m telling you, its a great experience. Great vibe with a live band, tons of beautiful waitresses and dancers – and great food. Its something different that isn’t being done on South Beach. A good spot to laugh and take your friends and/or significant other to.

Every Wednesday at Club Play for Broadway Wednesdays, Hosted by Malik S. every week

Moreinfo: www.miamicomedyfest.com

Photo credit: ESPN

This is a pretty funny list of Cleveland vs. Miami equivalents to help Lebron transition from being an Ohio boy all his life…to now calling the 305 home. Courtesy of the New Times. Read on:

“Cleveland rocks”: “Welcome to Miami”

Polish: Cuban

Pasty whiteness: Orange luminescence

Love handles: Liposuction

Great Lakes six pack: Cocaine eight-ball

Home invasions: Ponzi schemes

Burning river: Oil spill

East Fourth: Calle Ocho

Sokolowski’s University Inn: Versailles Cafe

Pierogi: Empanada

Drew Carey: Gloria Estefan

Chicago: Havana

Empty factories: Empty condos

Crippling unemployment: Crippling unemployment

Depression: Delusion

Homers: Snowbirds

Moving to New York to succeed: Moving from New York to die

Corn hole: Bocce

Bone Thugs N’ Harmony: 2 Live Crew

Jim Brown: Don Shula

“The Q”: Uh, “Triple-A”?

Unconditional love with a side of unhealthy obsession: Extreme expectations with a side of apathy

Art Modell LeBron James: Fidel Castro

Charlie Murphy is back in town for the Miami stop of his tour. I’m so there. Here’s the info:

Eddie Murphy’s older brother and “Chappelle’s Show” fave takes the stage in support of his Comedy Central special “I Will Not Apologize.” Details: 8:30 and 10:45 p.m. Friday and Saturday and 8:30 p.m. Sunday at the Miami Improv, 3390 Mary St #182, Coconut Grove; 305-441-8200; $32.10.

More info: Miamiimprov.com

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For my fellow Dominicans. This shirt is old as hell, but I think I’m actually gonna buy it for my trip to New York in August.  Buy it here.

We posted this last year and it became an instant classic. So many people checked this list out that we had to repost once more for all the out of towners to know what to do and more importantly, what NOT to do during the craziness that is Memorial Day Weekend in Miami. Chaos definitely wilded out on this one.

CLICK HERE TO READ THE ENTIRE LIST

Sidenote: Don’t forget to read our official Event List for the entire Memorial Day Weekend with a full list of events and parties. Click here to read it.

Hilarious. The “Glee” spoof version of Ludacris’ “My Chick Bad” song.

This is a really funny video. It’s a must watch. Via C&D Tumbler.

Via Cool & Dre’s spot…lol

Republican? Democrat? Pffft. Its all the same to me…

Spotted at SFDB.

Pitbull is getting sued for $80,000, but the lawsuit isn’t the point of this post – you can google it if you really want more info. I’m sure that situation is misunderstanding and will end up getting settled. But either way, the real reason for the post is to use this as an opportunity to post this throwback image that TMZ posted of a comparison with Pitbull’s mughsot (from a 2007 incident) with Dr. Evil from the ever so famous Austin Powers series of movies. I am not one for these gossip sites stalking the sh*t out of celebs, but TMZ really made me laugh on this one – if you have any kind of humorous bone in your body, you find it funny too. And looking back its probably that much more funnier. We love ya Pit…f**k the haters.

We’re starting a new series. We’re gonna start featuring these McDonalds commercials by DJ Khaled that are done locally for 99 Jamz. I have about 5 or 6 of them that I never had the chance to put up. Well, here’s the most recent one and it features a passionate ode to the “McCafe”. Too hilarious. Khaled honestly needs to do some skits on his album because this is pure gold…

DJ Khaled McDonalds Commercial #1 – The McCafe

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OMG, this is hilarious…

Scan of Ross thanking Fitty Cents in the linear notes to the Triple C’s newly released album, Custom Cars & Cycles. Scan provided by RapRadar. Video of them reading it live after the break below….

With all this “cmon son” business, I thought it was only right for me to bust out this Rick Ross impression that ED LOVER has on LOCK! He did a freestlye in his Rick Ross voice, 50 Cent shots and all…

I only recorded a few seconds of it though. Lol @ “Euros”…

Ed Lover freestyling as Rick Ross

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Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson. represents Miami like no other. And honestly, I think he’s one of my favorite celebrities because he really truly is hilarious. From his Twitter to his crazy antics that piss off the NFL big whigs – he’s hilarious. And now you can take a piece of Chad wherever you go by buying a shirt or two from his official store, www.ChildPleeez.com. LOL @ the baby sizes. Support 305 and cop some of them shirts…lol.

So like we mentioned a couple days ago, Rick Ross was at the hip-hop honors performing, you know since it was the whole Def jam Records theme and all. Well, MediaTakeOut has been trying the sh*t out of Ross for the supposed “baby chain” that he was wearing with his jumpsuit. As a fellow heavyset guy, I can definitely see the humor, so Ross, if you’re reading this, don’t shoot the messenger, I’m just posting the news as I see it. Either way, photos above courtesy of MediaTakeOut. Shouts out to D for sending…lol.

T-Pain is currently on the road with DJ Khaled and they just arrived to New York City to perform at tonight’s Summer Jam 2009 presented by Hot 97. And somewhere along the line, T-Pain decided to post a picture of him and his BIG ASS CHAIN. Literally. Look at what he said…

“10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola señor recession proof. With 32 cars. Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account. I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good. So don’t judge me frm what I buy. Judge me frm what I do. Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family. but thanx yo…” – T-Pain via Twitter and MissInfo

I saw him do this live on Twitter @Chaos33176, so I thought it’d be funny to repost right here on the threohfizzle. There’s technically 100, but he missed a couple numbers here and there (lol). But its all good, its a funny read, especially considering that it was live on Twitter and off the top of his head. Oh and don’t forget to download his mixtape with DJ HiDro (no, its not me) by clicking here. Read all 100 TIPS below…

You can’t deny that 50 Cent took the whole “Curly” thing and flipped it into an internet series that has become an instant classic. In this clip, you get to meet Curly’s brother Earl and get to take a peak into Pimpin’ Curly’s flock of hoes.

Family Guy is hands down my favorite TV show. And finally after like 2-3 months of reruns (which is ridiculous), they will premier a new episode tonight at 9PM on Fox.

With that, I thought it’d be appropriate to use this opportunity to post this promo/gag audio that’s been floating around of Peter being cursed out by Christian Bale. Press “play” below. Shout out to Edisniuno for posting in The305 forums.

Peter gets chewed out by Christian Bale – MP3

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This is almost pointlessly not funny, but yet hilarious. I’m mainly posting because its the perfect mix of “Saturday Night Live” with the right amount of “Miami” in it. The song is the new single from The Lonely Island’s debut album “INCREDIBAD”, which will be in stores this Tuesday (2/10/09). This video was shot on location in the 305 and in Biscayne Bay. The Lonely Island is comprised of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone.

I posted this last night on the forums, shortly after Curtis’ interview on Shade 45.

Dude…Ross is my homie and all, but yo, this is hilarious. 50 Cent definitely added some comedy to this whole ordeal. Wow.

BONUS: Here’s that spanish remix to Fitty’s “P.I.M.P.”. Tego Calderon was the truth a couple years back…

Tego Calderon, Curtis Jackson and friends – P.I.M.P. (Spanish Hip Hop Remix)

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