Do we actually think Luke is gonna become mayor of Dade County?

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So um, I guess Luke really is running for Miami-Dade County mayor, huh? I mean, maybe this is exactly what we need in the local government. He’s a man of the people. Hell, on the day he registered his paperwork to run, he celebrated by doing a Spring Break party at Club Play where he made girls make out with each other and climb stripper poles. He’s one of a kind.

Well, in support of this ridiculousness (or God-send, depending on your personal views), I RAPIDLY Photoshopped the above campaign poster from some random Luke drawing. Its nothing special so save the criticisms. But get your vote on when this special election opens up. Maybe not necessarily for Luke, but for the candidate you feel represents us best. Or better yet…vote for the candidate who’s less likely to fuck up and get all self-consumed with all that power that the position of mayor brings.

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