Wow, what a stressful day. And ESPN’s runaround commentary was worse than sitting through a golf game. But yeah, by now you already now what’s up. Lebron is coming down to the 305.
Words of advice to Lebron though: that “South Beach” shit ain’t gonna cut it. You’re gonna be playing in MIAMI, not South Beach. You were saying South Beach a little too frequently in your press conference special last night. But either way…you’ll learn the difference soon enough.
But anyways, on behalf of the entire county of Dade…we welcome you and we hope that you help our boys bring home some championships.
P.S. You can’t deny that this song has just become a little more relevant, press play…
And click below for the ESPN video of Lebron letting the world know his decision….