(Miami Herald – Madeline Marr) – Being a celebrity blogger isn’t the toughest job in the world. With all the cheating, DUIs and general bad behavior, you’re never lacking for juice. Miami-based Necole Bitchie, author of gossip site NecoleBitchie.com, opined on a few of the latest news makers:
Lindsay Lohan: The last time I paid attention to Lindsay, she was roommates with Raven Symone. That’s a long time ago. Since then she’s been in every Hollywood scandal and scheme I can think of, from her relationship to Samantha Ronson to her getting caught dropping a bag of coke. Maybe she should marry Tila Tequila and ride off into the sunset.
Dancing with the Stars: My favorite was Chad Ochocinco just because I couldn’t wait to see what crazy costumes he was going to wear each week.
Tiger Woods: Men cheat. I believe Elin knew he was cheating for some time, but she only left because of the public humiliation. The reason it was such a huge scandal is because Tiger painted himself as picture perfect. It just proved that he’s human, and he made a huge mistake that could have cost him his family, his career and his reputation.
Rachel Uchitel: I hear she got paid $10 million to keep her mouth shut about the Tiger affair. This gives a whole new meaning to `It pays to keep your mouth shut.’ The other Tiger mistresses got about 10 minutes of fame and job offers to work at Hooters. Take notes . . .
Sandra Bullock: You can’t help but feel sorry for her after her heartfelt Oscar speech. She specifically dedicated a portion of it to her husband and then the next week, he’s in the headlines for banging a Nazi. Dreadful.
Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt: When I think of Heidi I think of 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day. I can’t get past that long enough to comment on Spencer.
Charlie Sheen: He should have received the same media treatment as Chris Brown.
The `Jersey Shore’ cast: Snooki got punched in the face on national television. I think that ended up making her famous. Sad world we live in.
Source: Miami Herald