If you listen to the Rickey Smiley Morning Show on 99 Jamz, then you’re familiar with the infamous Darius. You know, the guy that “works” on the show, but always calls in everyday to let Rickey know why he’s running late and/or can’t make it in to work. I’ll tell you, this is the most hilarious on-going radio bit I’ve heard in a long time. And its consistant and hilarious. The “excuses” that Darius comes up with daily have got to be the most out of hand and funniest things ever. You literally think to yourself: “how do they come up with this shit?”. That’s how funny it is.
One of the funnier ones over the past week was where Darius calls in and says…
Hey Rickey…listen…I was mopping the floor at my house just now and you know what, I kept mopping and mopping and I just realized that I backed myself into a corner, Rickey.
I can’t move cuz the floor has to dry, so I’m stuck in this corner and I can’t make it to work, dawg. My arms are falling asleep from holding this broom Rickey.
Hey Rickey…I’m sorry, dawg…”
Listen to the Rickey Smiley Morning Show, everyday at 6AM – 10AM on WEDR 99 Jamz